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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Top Family Vacation Spots

With school out for the summer, families are packing up and hitting the road. Here are The Onion’s top family vacation destinations.
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New Obesity Drug Delicious

CHICAGO—Following the FDA’s approval of the prescription obesity medication Pryvexa earlier this week, users of the recently released weight management pill have confirmed that it is absolutely delicious. “They’re so good, I’ve been eating them like nonstop,” said Roland Holmes, 46, one of the thousands of overweight users who reported being able to pop full bottles of the phentermine-based pill every day. “I try to cut myself off, but they’re just too tasty. I like to mix them in with my milkshakes or with a handful of my diabetes medication.” In the wake of the drug’s immediate popularity, the FDA has reportedly been forced to announce an individual limit of six bottles of Pryvexa per day.

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