Nickname To Forever Prevent People From Getting To Know The Real Dumptruck

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Nickname To Forever Prevent People From Getting To Know The Real Dumptruck

BLAIRSVILLE, GA—Having been saddled with the nickname for years, a 27-year-old man known to his friends as "Dumptruck" told reporters Tuesday that he fears people will never get to know the real him. "There's a lot more to me than anyone realizes," said Dumptruck, who is also called Dumpy, Dumps, D.T., and Deets for short. "I have a rooftop herb garden, I volunteer as a math tutor, and I love classical music. But none of that is what comes to mind when people think of me." At press time, sources said to check out that shirt the Big Dumper was wearing.

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