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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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No One Speculating About Family Matters Series Finale

LOS ANGELES–With the historic final episode of CBS' Family Matters less than one week away, across the country, speculation is not running wild as to how the long-running series will end. "It seems like everywhere you go, people aren't talking about what's going to happen on the last episode of Family Matters," said Erie, PA, resident Laurie Dugan, one of an estimated 250 million Americans not planning to tune into CBS this Friday at 8 p.m. EST. "Jaleel White and Reginald VelJohnson have not crossed my mind at all this week." Friday's show is expected to be the least-watched series finale since last year's final episode of Ink.

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