adBlockCheck

No One Speculating About Family Matters Series Finale

Top Headlines

Entertainment

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next

No One Speculating About Family Matters Series Finale

LOS ANGELES–With the historic final episode of CBS' Family Matters less than one week away, across the country, speculation is not running wild as to how the long-running series will end. "It seems like everywhere you go, people aren't talking about what's going to happen on the last episode of Family Matters," said Erie, PA, resident Laurie Dugan, one of an estimated 250 million Americans not planning to tune into CBS this Friday at 8 p.m. EST. "Jaleel White and Reginald VelJohnson have not crossed my mind at all this week." Friday's show is expected to be the least-watched series finale since last year's final episode of Ink.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close