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North Dakota Not Heard From In 48 Hours

MIDWEST—Neighboring states are growing increasingly worried about North Dakota after not hearing from the state for 48 hours. "North Dakota tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned Minnesota said. "But two days without a word just doesn’t seem right: I just hope nothing bad has happened."

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