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Obama Fondly Recalls Frustration Of First Term

The president wistfully reminisces about the utter aggravation of his first term in office.
The president wistfully reminisces about the utter aggravation of his first term in office.

WASHINGTON—Saying that those were definitely some good times, a reflective President Obama told reporters Friday that the current scandals plaguing his administration have made him long for the deeply frustrating, often maddening political climate of his first term in office.

“Remember when I couldn’t get anything through Congress for two years and had absolutely no success reaching a grand bargain with John Boehner?” said a gently smiling Obama as he leaned back in his chair in the Oval Office and stared off wistfully. “I really miss that.”

“I wonder if it will ever be infuriating like that again,” he added. “Gosh, I sure hope so.”

Obama, who is currently facing three high-level political scandals that include the IRS’ unfair targeting of conservative groups, the Department of Justice’s questionable probe of the Associated Press, and the murder of a U.S. diplomat in Benghazi, said he can’t help but smile when he remembers his early, thwarted years as president when he was unable to bring Democrats and Republicans together on health care or lobby Congress to pass immigration reform.

The president then affectionately reminisced about when Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said his one goal as Senate Minority leader was to make Obama a one-term president, and told reporters that, with the current onslaught of criticism facing his administration, he often finds himself yearning for the tumultuous months in 2009 when unemployment was at 10.2 percent and his stimulus plan faced constant scrutiny.

The president also tenderly recalled his horrendous first debate with Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, saying that awful night now holds a special place in his heart.

“Just the other day, after a reporter compared me to Richard Nixon, I was sitting in my office and I was just sort of replaying a simpler, fairly annoying time in the beginning of my presidency when people were accusing me of being a Muslim and saying that I wasn’t born in the United States,” said Obama, chuckling to himself. “Man, those were the exasperating good ol’ days.”

According to sources within the White House, the president has been in a reflective mood since news of the various scandals broke, often taking aides aside and fondly recalling the hellish nightmare of his first term when he realized he couldn’t live up to anyone’s expectations and his once sterling approval rating dropped precipitously in mere months.

One high-level official said that after the White House was forced to release emails sent during the Benghazi terrorist attack, the president, in an effort to calm himself, mused warmly on how torturous it was dealing with House Minority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) during his first term, and how he actually thought about punching him in the face during many of his Oval Office visits.

“When the president talks about how he totally failed—from a public relations perspective—to sell the American people on his health care plan, it sort of takes him back to the beginning when everything was just grand, comparatively speaking,” one aide said, speaking on the condition of anonymity. “Completely and utterly discouraging memories like those from the first 100 days are pretty much the only things that take his mind off of how the IRS failed under his watch, or how gun control didn’t pass, or how he’s not gaining much traction on climate change.”

Staring out of the Oval Office window, Obama suddenly clapped his hands, smiled broadly, and said, “Hey, I just remembered a great story about the time people compared my handling of the BP oil spill to how Bush handled Hurricane Katrina.”


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