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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

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Obama's Life In Captivity

A document leaked to the internet earlier today, supposedly containing the results of Obama's first interview with FBI agents, contains numerous new details about the president's life of solitude. According to the document:

  • Obama constructed crude dolls of each of his cabinet members using wire, cloth torn from his clothing, and his own hair and would hold daily meetings with these dolls.
  • Following the GOP rejection of universal health care, the president used a rusty nail to scratch inspiring speeches displaying strong moral stances into the floorboards.
  • In order to keep his mind sharp, Obama conducted level-headed discussions of current events with a rat skull he pretended was Eric Cantor.
  • Following the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision, Obama tapped out a morse code message calling it "an assault against democracy" against the wall of the attic, just in case anyone was listening.
  • At one point, Obama managed to yell for help loud enough to be heard by a passing mailman. The mailman, however, ignored the cries, later telling police Obama sounded "far too passionate" to be the president he was claiming to be.
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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

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