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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Uh, Giants Won

DETROIT—Sources close to Major League Baseball confirmed Tuesday that, oh, um, the World Series just happened. “So, yeah, Giants won it in four,” sources told reporters. “They beat the Tigers.” At press time, a new report confirmed that, uh, one of the Giants won the MVP, too.

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