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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Oh, Right, World Series

Uh, Giants Won

DETROIT—Sources close to Major League Baseball confirmed Tuesday that, oh, um, the World Series just happened. “So, yeah, Giants won it in four,” sources told reporters. “They beat the Tigers.” At press time, a new report confirmed that, uh, one of the Giants won the MVP, too.

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