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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at home, said Thursday his loyalty to the car manufacturer was so strong that he would be willing to kill in its name.

Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Peyton Manning

Role Among His Teammates:: Uninterested-father figure

Favorite Denver Hangout: Dr. Jensen’s Chiropractors on York and Fifth

Little-Known Fact: Yells his audibles in the key of G minor

Goal: Walk out of locker room in January with at least four free Broncos shirts

Notable Accomplishments: Fastest in NFL history to reach 50,000 passing yards, 4,000 completions, and 200,000 audibles

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