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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Photo Of Masked Gunman Released

'This Was Taken During Halloween,' Says Lisa Gunman

KANSAS CITY, MO—A shocking photo was released to the public this afternoon of a masked Gunman spotted outside a local residence at an undisclosed time. “Okay, this photo was clearly taken during Halloween,” local cashier Lisa Gunman said. “I mean, Christ, I’m wearing a Catwoman costume. Can we cut this out already? I know my last name is Gunman, but this one’s kind of a stretch, don’t you think? It really just seems irresponsible at this point.” State and local authorities had no comment on the identity or whereabouts of the disguised Gunman.

This is an update of a previous story: Police Continue Search For Missing Gunman

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