KANSAS CITY, MO—A shocking photo was released to the public this afternoon of a masked Gunman spotted outside a local residence at an undisclosed time. “Okay, this photo was clearly taken during Halloween,” local cashier Lisa Gunman said. “I mean, Christ, I’m wearing a Catwoman costume. Can we cut this out already? I know my last name is Gunman, but this one’s kind of a stretch, don’t you think? It really just seems irresponsible at this point.” State and local authorities had no comment on the identity or whereabouts of the disguised Gunman.
This is an update of a previous story: Police Continue Search For Missing Gunman