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FLATWOODS, KY—A local prayer meeting ended in covetousness Saturday, when Marvin Teely, 35, enviously eyed fellow parishioner Janice Hough's Franklin Electronic-Bible-Verse Finder. "Why should Janice have the power to search the entire King James Bible for any word or phrase at the convenient touch of a button?" Teely asked. "She's never done a hard day's work in her life. By right, that database should be mine." The incident marks the third commandment broken by Teely at a prayer meeting in the past year.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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