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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:
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Police Release Michael Bay's Notebooks

Earlier today the LAPD made public these images of pages from Michael Bay's personal notebooks, which contain blueprints for Mr. Bay's numerous bizarre violence-fetish films such as "Bad Boys 2" and "Pearl Harbor."

According to criminologist Dr. Thomas Beke, the films reveal Bay has long-suffered from a number of disturbing psychiatric conditions.

"The focus on exploding buildings and car chases in these films shows a pathological lack of interest in human beings," Beke said. "People are but two-dimensional puppets in his orgies of violence. Furthermore, the stilted dialogue indicates Bay has likely never truly listened to another person talk, revealing he most likely also suffers from pathological narcissism."

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