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Publicist Confirms Komodo Dragon From ‘Skyfall’ Pregnant

BURBANK, CA—Unable to keep the news under wraps with her client’s bump visibly showing, the publicist of the Komodo dragon from Skyfall acknowledged Monday that the lizard was indeed pregnant. “Roxanne is thrilled to announce that she is expecting little dragons of her own,” said Janet Kresbaum, adding that People magazine had already secured the rights to the first photos of the dragon’s clutch of eggs. “She is resting quietly in her nest for the time being while she focuses on keeping her developing babies incubated. She has requested that, beyond the information I have just provided, her privacy be respected in order that her new family not be cannibalized by other Komodo dragons.” At press time, co-star Daniel Craig sent his best wishes on this joyful occasion.

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