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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Diving — China

Training: Learned how to dive by jumping into sea of Dockers at parents’ work

Advantage: No matter what happens, people in China will be told he won every single event

Endorsements: Chunri Shi Tiger Paste; Chinese Communist Party; GoDaddy.com

Style: Has grace of a tiger, though it is far more fun to watch a tiger climb a 10-meter platform and jump into a swimming pool

Gold medals needed to spare life: 9

Events entered in: 1

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