Raiders Confident Some Dipshit Team Will Be Stupid Enough To Trade For Carson Palmer

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Raiders Confident Some Dipshit Team Will Be Stupid Enough To Trade For Carson Palmer

OAKLAND, CA—Claiming that there are plenty of dumb-as-fuck NFL franchises, Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie reportedly expressed confidence Wednesday that some dipshit team would be idiotic enough to trade for quarterback Carson Palmer. “Some fucking moronic team is definitely willing to waste draft picks on Palmer,” said McKenzie, adding that several stupid-ass teams interested in the “shitty” quarterback had already contacted the Raiders. “I’m pretty sure the dimwitted chumps running the Cardinals are willing to foolishly throw away second- or third-round draft picks and maybe even a Pro Bowl player for our half-ass QB.” At press time, McKenzie confirmed that numerous stupid shit NFL franchises were involved in a fucking dumbass bidding war for Carson Palmer.

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