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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Rapper Not Entirely Sure Who Else Is On This Track

NEW YORK—During a recording session last Tuesday, rapper Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter appeared uncertain as to who else was being featured on his newest track, sources inside the music industry reported. "Yo, check it, we comin' at you with Method [Man] and Redman and…uh, brother over there in the hat. Hatman," said Lil Wayne, whose single "O.G. Crunk" will be released later this month. "Okay, and we got this guy on my left, those two guys there gonna rock the mic, and, Dave, is that you?" The final mix of the seven-minute track reportedly ends with Lil Wayne handing the microphone to the participants one at a time and asking them to clearly state who they are and what they are here to do.

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