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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Ravens Offense Suffers Another Huge Blow As Joe Flacco Lines Up Under Center

OWINGS MILLS, MD—After losing tight-end Dennis Pitta to a season-ending injury, the Baltimore Ravens’ offense suffered another major blow Monday as team sources confirmed that quarterback Joe Flacco had lined up under center. “I saw Joe calling signals and stepping up to the line and—well, obviously your stomach just kinda drops when you see something like that,” said head coach John Harbaugh, who acknowledged that the team now has a “major void” to fill at quarterback. “Of course we’ll try to find a way to recover from what happened today, but right now I know the whole team is feeling completely demoralized.” The team reportedly sustained yet another crippling setback when Joe Flacco received the snap.

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