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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Ray Rice

Tragic Childhoods per Attempt: 1

Little-Known Fact: Has never formally met Joe Flacco

Biggest Regret: Picked his number too quickly

Running Style: Put head down and try not to get killed

Fantasy Outlook: Very good chance the running back will go with the one about being trapped in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson, who turns out to be a she-male with a 19-inch cock

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