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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Infographic: 20 Years Of Netflix

Netflix was founded as an online DVD rental service in 1997 and has since evolved into a subscription-based streaming platform with its own slate of original programming. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the company’s 20-year history.

Archivists Unearth Rare Early Career Paul Newman Salsa

WESTPORT, CT—Shedding light on the formative years of the late actor and philanthropist, researchers cataloging the personal archives of Paul Newman confirmed Friday they had uncovered a long-forgotten salsa from early in his career.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:
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Red Lobster Celebrates Return Of Annual All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest

ORLANDO, FL—Saying that the offer includes all-you-can-eat portions of customers’ favorite krill entrées, casual dining chain Red Lobster announced this week the return of its popular Krill Fest seasonal promotion. “Whether you’re craving crunchy popcorn krill or you prefer your krill lightly sautéed, you’ll find mouthwatering platters piled high with fresh, succulent krill all this month at our locations nationwide,” said company president Salli Setta, noting that customers could purchase seawater-filled pails of the half-inch, heterotrophic crustaceans for $6.99, with family-size 58,000-piece vats available for $16.99. “Kick off your summer right with a Chesapeake Bay Krill Bake, Parrot Isle Coconut Krill, any of our Captain’s Choice Krill Platters, Krill Linguine Alfredo, or a Krill-Plankton Combo Barrel. They’re all right here at Red Lobster.” Setta added that customers should hurry into participating restaurants soon as Krill Fest deals will only be available until the end of the month, at which point the promotion will be replaced by the company’s annual Barnacle Bonanza.

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