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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them.

Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Super Bowl halftime show is a long tradition as occasionally exciting as the game itself. The Onion takes a look back at the all-time greatest Super Bowl halftime shows.

NFL Loses Rights To ‘Super Bowl’

NEW YORK—After failing to agree to terms for a new licensing agreement before the February 3 deadline, the NFL lost the rights to the term “Super Bowl” on Friday, sources confirmed.
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Redskins Acquire Replacement Taylor

ASHBURN, VA—The Washington Redskins bolstered their Taylor-depleted roster Monday by trading two future draft picks to the Miami Dolphins for defensive end Jason Taylor to compensate for the unfortunate loss of their previous Taylor, Sean. "We are very fortunate to acquire a Taylor of this caliber," team owner Dan Snyder said of the six-time Pro Bowler. "Since he arrived in the NFL, Jason has been one of the most consistent and durable Taylors to play the game. We consider him to be the premier defensive Taylor in the league." Snyder said the team was also looking into signing a back-up Taylor, Tyler, Williams, and Sanders to increase the team's depth at those positions.

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