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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Redskins Playoff Hopes Listed As Questionable

WASHINGTON—Following further testing this week, the Washington Redskins announced Wednesday that their playoff hopes were still officially listed as questionable. “We’ll just have to continue to assess the situation and see how it looks at the end of the week,” said head coach Mike Shanahan, adding that the team’s postseason prospects would be re-evaluated before this weekend’s game against the Cleveland Browns. “We’ve seen some encouraging signs in the past day or two, but at this point, it’s still questionable.” Shanahan confirmed that the sole glimmer of hope for the entire Redskins organization would likely be a “game-time decision.”

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