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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Redskins Playoff Hopes Listed As Questionable

WASHINGTON—Following further testing this week, the Washington Redskins announced Wednesday that their playoff hopes were still officially listed as questionable. “We’ll just have to continue to assess the situation and see how it looks at the end of the week,” said head coach Mike Shanahan, adding that the team’s postseason prospects would be re-evaluated before this weekend’s game against the Cleveland Browns. “We’ve seen some encouraging signs in the past day or two, but at this point, it’s still questionable.” Shanahan confirmed that the sole glimmer of hope for the entire Redskins organization would likely be a “game-time decision.”

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