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Report: 3 Players In NFL Currently Do Not Have Concussions

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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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Report: 3 Players In NFL Currently Do Not Have Concussions

NEW YORK—According to Friday's official injury report, there are only three players in the National Football League not currently suffering from some form of concussion. "Of 1,696 players, only Chiefs lineman Ryan O'Callaghan, Texans kicker Neil Rackers, and Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck show no symptoms of concussion at this time," the report read in part. "Commissioner Roger Goodell will hold a press conference to discuss this matter as soon as he recovers from the concussion he suffered in week four." As of press time, all NFL games were going ahead as scheduled.

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