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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Report: A Lot Of People’s Dream Is To Have Sex With A Ghost

STANFORD, CA—Saying the study could shed light on the full spectrum of human sexuality, a report published Wednesday by researchers at Stanford University found that a lot of people’s dream is to have sex with a ghost. “According to our research, a significant proportion of Americans want to have sex with a ghost very much and would probably do so on a regular basis,” read the report in part, adding that the findings far exceeded initial projections for the number of people demonstrating interest in carnal relations with a phantom, shade, or specter. “Even if you do not personally want to have sex with an apparition, our data suggests that you almost certainly are personally acquainted with someone whose greatest wish is to have a spirit appear in the middle of the night and make love to them until the morning sunlight banishes it back to the netherworld. Indeed, several authors of this report may even have felt this way themselves.” The report went on to say that among those who didn’t dream of having sex with a ghost, 100 percent expressed a passionate desire to do so with a centaur.

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