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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Report: Someone Needs To Step Up

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Friday by the National Association of Sports Commissions, somebody needs to step up and take control of this game. "It’s now or never,” the report read in part, adding if somebody doesn’t dig deep and find that extra gear, this thing is all but over. “Everybody’s standing around waiting for somebody else to step up and make big plays. There’s just no sense of urgency out there.” The report concluded that it all comes down to who wants it more.

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