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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Report: There Probably College Conference Named ‘Coastal 10’

LOS ANGELES—Claiming that the name sounds plausible enough, sources confirmed Friday that there is most likely a collegiate athletic conference called the Coastal 10. “There’s all sorts of conferences, so it seems reasonable to assume The Coastal 10 is made up of a bunch of schools somewhere on the West Coast,” said 26-year-old college sports fan Patrick Solomon, who speculated that the hypothetical conference includes various universities with names like Central Valley Tech, Santa Monica State, and UC North Beach. “I bet it’s a Division I conference, but most of their games aren’t televised, so you’d have to see them on WatchESPN. And they probably get an at-large bid to the tournament every once in a while, too. Yeah, something like that.” Reached for comment, NCAA president Mark Emmert confirmed that all of this sounds about right.

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