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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Ronald Reagan Endorses 'Pill Lady' for president

BEL AIR, CA—Former President Ronald Reagan, bedridden with Alzheimer’s Disease, surprised political observers Tuesday with his official endorsement in the 1996 presidential race. Making his first public statement in several months, Reagan said: “Pill lady. I need Pill Lady.” Bob Dole campaign manager Hal Greenberg reacted strongly to the endorsement. “Bob Dole has a far better chance of winning the presidency in 1996 than does this Pill Lady,” he said. Dole has not ruled out asking the Pill Lady to be his running mate.

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