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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Ronald Reagan Endorses 'Pill Lady' for president

BEL AIR, CA—Former President Ronald Reagan, bedridden with Alzheimer’s Disease, surprised political observers Tuesday with his official endorsement in the 1996 presidential race. Making his first public statement in several months, Reagan said: “Pill lady. I need Pill Lady.” Bob Dole campaign manager Hal Greenberg reacted strongly to the endorsement. “Bob Dole has a far better chance of winning the presidency in 1996 than does this Pill Lady,” he said. Dole has not ruled out asking the Pill Lady to be his running mate.

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