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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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Royal Baby Spits Up On Great-Grandmother

LONDON—Members of the Royal Family confirmed today that, following his morning feeding, the crown’s newborn heir spit up on his great-grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II. “Elizabeth took the little hiccup lovingly in stride,” said an anonymous palace aide, adding that she had a “marvelous sense of humor about the episode.” “The Queen is devoted to her great-grandson and understands that babies will be babies. She wouldn’t dream of missing these early moments with him.” The aide added that the Queen’s outfit was mildly stained.

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