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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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Russell Wilson

Quarterback, Seattle Seahawks

Strengths: Ability to evade Browns during 2012 Draft; As he’s only played in NFL for two years, still has life expectancy in the high 50s; Very active in the pocket community; Combines elusiveness with intelligence to avoid stupid conversations about his height

Weakness: Too short to be an NFL quarterback

Skill: Keeps eyes downfield to avoid seeing his head coach jumping around like a fucking lunatic

Team: Seattle Seabirds

Secret: Thinks the “Legion of Boom” is the dumbest fucking thing he’s ever heard

Catchphrase: “I am quarterback Russell Wilson”

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