How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.

Arguments For And Against Single Payer Healthcare

Bernie Sanders recently introduced a single payer healthcare plan, also known as medicare-for-all, that would guarantee coverage to all Americans under one government-run plan. Here are the arguments for and against implementing a single-payer healthcare plan.

Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.
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Sean Spicer Announces There Only Enough Time Left In Career For Couple More Questions

WASHINGTON—Urging the assembled reporters to move things along, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced at a press conference Thursday that there was only enough time left in his career for a couple more questions. “We’re going to have to wrap this up soon, folks,” said Spicer, adding that he could only call on three or four more journalists before being forced to tender his resignation or summarily dismissed. “I’m just about done working here, so why don’t we jump right in? If you have any questions that I don’t get to, please hold onto them and my successor will follow up with you, assuming my position isn’t eliminated entirely.” At press time, Spicer had refused to directly answer each of the final questions he was asked.

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