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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Should American employees also be allowed scream in the copy room for three minutes a day?

Is six minutes of crying now guaranteed to workers enough to quell the frustration of the average American feels or should there be an addendum that allows for employees to also scream in the copy room for another three minutes a day?

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