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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Should border broadcasts inform immigrants they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions?

Based on the success of the new Miranda Rights program, speakers along the border will now warn illegal immigrants that they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions should they enter the United States. Is this a step forward for immigrant rights in this nation?

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