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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

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PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Should border broadcasts inform immigrants they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions?

Based on the success of the new Miranda Rights program, speakers along the border will now warn illegal immigrants that they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions should they enter the United States. Is this a step forward for immigrant rights in this nation?

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