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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Should border broadcasts inform immigrants they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions?

Based on the success of the new Miranda Rights program, speakers along the border will now warn illegal immigrants that they may be subjected to inhumane working conditions should they enter the United States. Is this a step forward for immigrant rights in this nation?

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