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Should Congress just make up a new protocol for signing a bill into law?

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Should Congress just make up a new protocol for signing a bill into law?

Should Congress just forget the old procedure for signing a bill into law and just create a new one that's easier to remember like putting all the bills in a hat and then whatever one is pulled out gets to be a law?

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