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Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Should Congress just make up a new protocol for signing a bill into law?

Should Congress just forget the old procedure for signing a bill into law and just create a new one that's easier to remember like putting all the bills in a hat and then whatever one is pulled out gets to be a law?

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