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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Should Illinois require safety guardrails be placed around all bathtubs in the state?

After several teens drowned in bathtub in Wilmette, the Illinois legislature is considering a bill that would require safety equipment like guardrails, graded gravel paths, and concrete barricades be placed around all bathtubs in the state. Is this a good idea?

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