Should Philadelphia spend public funds to build a 35-foot-high "Giant Bronze Handjob"?

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Should Philadelphia spend public funds to build a 35-foot-high "Giant Bronze Handjob"?

To celebrate the invention of the handjob, the Philadelphia city council has proposed the construction of a 35-foot-high statue showing the act. Is this a good use of public funds?

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