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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Should Philadelphia spend public funds to build a 35-foot-high "Giant Bronze Handjob"?

To celebrate the invention of the handjob, the Philadelphia city council has proposed the construction of a 35-foot-high statue showing the act. Is this a good use of public funds?

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