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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Should the U.S. send more troops to Iran to help clean up after the series of explosions the nation is now experiencing?

Since the U.S. sent 45,000 troops into Iran to help clean up a minor train accident yesterday, the nation has been rocked by a series of accidental explosions. Should the U.S. send in more troops to help the Iranian people recover from these mishaps?

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