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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Should the U.S. send more troops to Iran to help clean up after the series of explosions the nation is now experiencing?

Since the U.S. sent 45,000 troops into Iran to help clean up a minor train accident yesterday, the nation has been rocked by a series of accidental explosions. Should the U.S. send in more troops to help the Iranian people recover from these mishaps?

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