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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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Sidney Crosby Takes Advantage Of Player's Discount At Penguins Store

PITTSBURGH—By using his 15 percent employee discount, Penguins center and team captain Sidney Crosby has reportedly saved hundreds of dollars on a variety of team-licensed garments, knit caps, and pencil cups for family and friends. "I've had my eye on the Penguins black pleather varsity jacket for quite a while, so I figured that now was the time to benefit from the $11.24 I could save," Crosby said. "I got my sister Taylor a Penguins hoodie, bought my dad a cool visor, and gave my mom a Sidney Crosby 24-karat gold commemorative coin. Oh, and I got Evgeni Malkin a Malkin jersey, because Malkin's his favorite player." Sidney Crosby's teammates honored the 21-year-old Tuesday by wearing the number 87 Sidney Crosby jerseys he had recently bought for them.

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