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Sir Chris Hoy

Cycling — Great Britain

Number Of Times During A 5-Minute Conversation He Reminds You He Has Been Knighted: 17

Accomplishments: Considered the greatest male cyclist in Olympics history, which is just another way of saying you’ll never hear his name again after you click on the next person

Preferred Wheel Shape: Circle

Legacy: The most successful Olympic male cyclist of all time until next week’s drug test

Background: He is a professional at an activity most children master by age 6

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