adBlockCheck

Sources Say Atlanta Thrashers 27-28-11

Top Headlines

Sports

Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next

Sources Say Atlanta Thrashers 27-28-11

ATLANTA—Sources from within the Atlanta Thrashers organization indicated Thursday that the team currently ranks 11th in the Eastern Conference standings with a record of 27-28-11. "The 27 wins are largely due to [the team's] 15th best goals per game average," said the Thrashers source, adding that the teams’ ranking 9th in power play percentage was also a factor. "But the 28 losses are likely the results of allowing 3.25 goals per game." When pressed with further questioning, sources confirmed that defenseman Tobias Enstrom leads the team with 40 assists.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close