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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Sports Fan Has Opinion

INDIANAPOLIS—A local sports fan has an opinion about sports, sources confirmed Wednesday. According to individuals close to the situation, area man Justin Donnelly, a self-described sports “diehard,” is currently airing his thoughts on a number of issues relating to sports, including the positive qualities of his favorite sports teams, the negative qualities of those teams he dislikes, and his predictions for several upcoming sports matchups. Donnelly, who in the past has communicated his viewpoints on sports to friends, family members, coworkers, as well as complete strangers on internet websites devoted to sports, is reportedly vocalizing his beliefs with passion. Several reports indicate that sports such as football, baseball, basketball, and others are important to Donnelly. Sources confirmed the sports fan enjoys sports very much. At press time, Donnelly was reportedly disagreeing with another sports fan expressing a differing opinion about sports.

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