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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Stevenson Trial Courtroom Sketches

Courtroom sketches depict 16-year-old Hanah Stevenson, who stands accused of murder. Citing the severeness of her crime, a judge today ordered Stevenson to be tried as a black adult.

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