Storyboards From New 'Batman' Starring Kim Jong Il

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Storyboards From New 'Batman' Starring Kim Jong Il

The following images are storyboard drawings for the film “National Batman Hero For The Betterment Of Economic Self Sufficiency” written by and starring North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The quotes above the images are translations of stage directions given in script. More than 600 such images were released by the UN earlier today.

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National Batman Hero surveys Pyongyang's spotlessly clean alleyways for Riddler's gang of Western Capitalist influencers:

National Batman Hero displays both force and compassion in his destruction of USA Laugh Nemesis:

National Batman Hero uses his Loyalty Kick to shame Nodong Jimseung into submission:

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