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Cigarettes Have More Nicotine

A recent study shows that the amount of nicotine in cigarettes rose an average of 10 percent between 1998 and 2004. What do you think?

NYC Unveils 9/11 Memorial Hole

NEW YORK—New York Governor George Pataki thanked President Bush for providing "ample, unquestioning financial support" for the $175 million pit.

New Oil Field Discovered

The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you think?

CNN's Chilling 9/11 Tribute

On the fifth anniversary this month, CNN.com will be streaming footage all day of the network's televised coverage from Sept. 11th, 2001, enabling...
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Stripper Does Adequate Job

HOUSTON, TX—Patrons in the VIP Room of Ajax Gentleman’s Club responded positively and expressed general satisfaction with the performance of stripper Candela, 21, on Tuesday night. "I can’t say I have any major criticisms concerning the girl who gave Dave that perfectly respectable lap dance," customer John MacRae told associates afterward. "Her presentation was reasonably well-timed and informative, her choice of the song ‘Push It’ was appropriate, and I thought we established a good rapport, considering what little time we spent together." All in attendance compensated Candela with the standard amount for her services, and "would not mind seeing a naked girl or girls, again in the near future," according to comment cards.

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