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Vol 47 Issue 05

Tom Becker's Testimony

The Supreme Court recently ruled that the First Amendment no longer applied to idiotic blowhard, Tom Becker.
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Super Bowl XLV Preview Guide

With Super Bowl XLV upon us, Onion Sports has assembled this guide to each team's top players, coaches, and fans to help you answer the crucial question: Will Super Bowl XLV be any good?

Begin the guide now: Ben Roethlisberger

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