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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Take The Comic Sans Test

Researchers at the Princeton University Center for Brain, Mind, and Comic Sans have made major breakthroughs in discovering why the Comic Cans font is so funny. Read these two sentences and decide which one is funnier:

If you're like 92 percent of America, you said A is funnier. Now look at both sentences closely again. They're actually identical except for the fact that A is printed in Comic Sans!

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