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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Take The Comic Sans Test

Researchers at the Princeton University Center for Brain, Mind, and Comic Sans have made major breakthroughs in discovering why the Comic Cans font is so funny. Read these two sentences and decide which one is funnier:

If you're like 92 percent of America, you said A is funnier. Now look at both sentences closely again. They're actually identical except for the fact that A is printed in Comic Sans!

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