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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Television Character Nervous About Upcoming Class Reunion

LOS ANGELES—Just one week after being temporarily reunited with his long-lost twin brother, television character Jason Thompson, 28, expressed concern Monday about looking foolish in front of his former classmates during his 10-year high school reunion next month. "My gorgeous next-door neighbor, Melanie, has agreed to pretend to be my wife, and I'm going to tell everyone that I'm a millionaire," Thompson said of his preparations for the reunion, which included accidentally falling asleep inside a tanning bed and getting thrown off a treadmill mistakenly set to its highest speed. "Hopefully I can finally impress Cindy Templeton, who I had a crush on all throughout school." Thompson's selection of a powder-blue tuxedo for the event was met with mild laughter, especially after Thompson's dog, Ernie, hid his face beneath his paws upon seeing it.

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