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Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

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Television Character Nervous About Upcoming Class Reunion

LOS ANGELES—Just one week after being temporarily reunited with his long-lost twin brother, television character Jason Thompson, 28, expressed concern Monday about looking foolish in front of his former classmates during his 10-year high school reunion next month. "My gorgeous next-door neighbor, Melanie, has agreed to pretend to be my wife, and I'm going to tell everyone that I'm a millionaire," Thompson said of his preparations for the reunion, which included accidentally falling asleep inside a tanning bed and getting thrown off a treadmill mistakenly set to its highest speed. "Hopefully I can finally impress Cindy Templeton, who I had a crush on all throughout school." Thompson's selection of a powder-blue tuxedo for the event was met with mild laughter, especially after Thompson's dog, Ernie, hid his face beneath his paws upon seeing it.

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