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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Television Character Nervous About Upcoming Class Reunion

LOS ANGELES—Just one week after being temporarily reunited with his long-lost twin brother, television character Jason Thompson, 28, expressed concern Monday about looking foolish in front of his former classmates during his 10-year high school reunion next month. "My gorgeous next-door neighbor, Melanie, has agreed to pretend to be my wife, and I'm going to tell everyone that I'm a millionaire," Thompson said of his preparations for the reunion, which included accidentally falling asleep inside a tanning bed and getting thrown off a treadmill mistakenly set to its highest speed. "Hopefully I can finally impress Cindy Templeton, who I had a crush on all throughout school." Thompson's selection of a powder-blue tuxedo for the event was met with mild laughter, especially after Thompson's dog, Ernie, hid his face beneath his paws upon seeing it.

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