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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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That Guy From That One Show Attempting Comeback

LOS ANGELES—According to sources who caught the tail end of one of those Entertainment Tonight–type shows, that guy who used to be on that one show with all the ambulances is attempting a comeback by guest-starring as a waiter on one of those shows about rich ladies. "Hey, it's that guy," television viewer Gerard Lund said. "Good for him. I remember I used to like him on that show about the karate doctor." Lund added that he initially had trouble placing the guy because he got pretty fat in rehab.

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