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Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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That Show About The Lady Sheriff Finally Released On DVD

WAVERLY, NE—A comprehensive 12-disc box set containing every episode of that show about the lady sheriff is now available for retail purchase, area shopper T. Eric Mayhew told reporters Saturday. The sitcom, which starred the blonde girl from those infomercials, used to be on TV all the time but hasn't aired in many years, sources reported. "Oh, that show about the lady sheriff," Mayhew said while perusing the aisles of a local Best Buy. "Nice." DVD extras include a commentary track with the blonde, the guys who came up with the show, and two-time guest star Dom Irrera.

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