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That Show About The Lady Sheriff Finally Released On DVD

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That Show About The Lady Sheriff Finally Released On DVD

WAVERLY, NE—A comprehensive 12-disc box set containing every episode of that show about the lady sheriff is now available for retail purchase, area shopper T. Eric Mayhew told reporters Saturday. The sitcom, which starred the blonde girl from those infomercials, used to be on TV all the time but hasn't aired in many years, sources reported. "Oh, that show about the lady sheriff," Mayhew said while perusing the aisles of a local Best Buy. "Nice." DVD extras include a commentary track with the blonde, the guys who came up with the show, and two-time guest star Dom Irrera.

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