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Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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The Daily LOL: Piglet Wearing Boots

Addendum as of 2:12pm: WARNING! DO NOT TRANSMIT THIS PHOTO. TRANSMISSION OF THIS PHOTO IS NOW A FEDERAL CRIME PUNISHABLE BY $20,000 FINE AND/OR UP TO 15 YEARS IN PRISON.

Oink oink! More than 10,000 of you sent us this adorable photo, making it our LOL Pic Of The Day!

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