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Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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The Daily LOL: Piglet Wearing Boots

Addendum as of 2:12pm: WARNING! DO NOT TRANSMIT THIS PHOTO. TRANSMISSION OF THIS PHOTO IS NOW A FEDERAL CRIME PUNISHABLE BY $20,000 FINE AND/OR UP TO 15 YEARS IN PRISON.

Oink oink! More than 10,000 of you sent us this adorable photo, making it our LOL Pic Of The Day!

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