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The Draft - Ep. 2

Larry Fitzgerald anxiously waits to find out which fantasy team he’ll play for this year, while coach Brad Blevins tries not to panic over his first round pick.

Fantasy Draft Preparation - Ep. 1

Fantasy coach Brad Blevins meets with NFL star Matt Forte in preparation for what Brad hopes will be his team’s first ever championship season.

Fantasy Draft Preparation - Ep. 1

Fantasy coach Brad Blevins meets with NFL star Matt Forte in preparation for what Brad hopes will be his team’s first ever championship season.

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The Draft - Ep. 2

Larry Fitzgerald anxiously waits to find out which fantasy team he’ll play for this year, while coach Brad Blevins tries not to panic over his first round pick.

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